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Pea Ridge News: When Sis went to the doctor about a strange dream
by Hoyt Haney
Contributing Columnist
Nov 06, 2012 | 1621 views | 0 0 comments | 3 3 recommendations | email to a friend | print
Photo by Donna Atkinson
Fall fun
Carter at Strawberry Hill. Happy fall, y'all.
Photo by Donna Atkinson Fall fun Carter at Strawberry Hill. Happy fall, y'all.
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Sis went to the Doctor after having the same weird dream every night.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Sis: I was being chase by a big possum.

Doctor: (giggles quietly) So… what is the scenery like?

Sis: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Sis: Well that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can’t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn’t budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Sis: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what are the letters?

Sis: It said P U L L

Local Prayer Concerns

Loree Robinson, Dennis Robinson, Mark Glass, Mr. and Mrs. Sherfield, Linda Heatherly, Dean Gallman, Edna Black, Mr. and Mrs. Little and The family of Linda Gregory.

I ask that you say a pray for me as well, I’m having some back trouble.

Black Friday

Black Friday is coming up; people will trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. This happened in America a few years ago! Be thankful each and every day and share your smile with others, you can make a difference in someone’s day.

Good Food

Have you tried the hamburger steak at Leonard’s Café at the flat in Buffalo? Get it with their sauce, peppers and onions, tell them I sent you.

Finally Employed

Our youngest son, Do Rize finally got job. He is working at the voting polls today parking cars. He won’t get paid but he is trying to get his licenses, this will give him some practice.

Football

Union County 56 — Wren 28. Union County will go to Greer next Friday for round two of the playoffs. Go Jackets.

Historical Insight

Mr. J.D. Bright asks this question: What did the Indians call America before the white man came? The answer; Ours.

Remember His Name

Harold Loyd “Guitar” Thompson tells that he knew a man that paid non-support for 25 five years, and every week when he went to the courthouse, they would ask his name. Even after 25 years.

Good Advice

Mr. Ralph Harris over in Gaffney advises this; When you find yourself in a deep hole, stop digging.

Election Day Advice

The teacher asked our oldest son Elmoe what advice could he give to folks as they vote today. He answered; Make sure you get there in time to get a sticker, sometimes they run out!

Squirrels At Work

I’ve noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for the winter. A couple of my friends are missing. Are you in a safe place?

Wisdom

The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.

— Gertrude Jekyll

Till next time

— Hoyt



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