Sis went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told Sis she was pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped Sis and asked what the problem was, and she told him what happened. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Sis is 84 years old, and you told her she was pregnant?”
The young doctor continued to write on his clipboard, and without even looking up, asked, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
Fact
Did you know that Monday, Oct. 23, 1746, Princeton University was chartered?
Now, you know.
Sunday Dinner
Bethlehem United Methodist Church will serve Sunday dinner, Nov. 4, come out for a good meal.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Clara Gallman on the 23rd, Dean Gallman on the 24th and Loretta Becknell on the 30th. We wish you all a good day!
Remember In Prayer
We are glad to report that Mrs. Ribelin is back at home and improving daily.
Carol Whitener is at home at the time of this writing; she is feeling better but will return to Georgia for more treatment in a few weeks.
Also in need of prayer are: Jobie Justice, Ruby Helms, Tim Gregory, Bruce Brasington, Bo Ham, Mike Gregory, O.B. Rollins, Loree Robinson, Ada Adams, Kip Petty and Steve Walton.
Mickey Crane is ill at the time of my writing.
Let us continue to keep these folks in our prayers.
Good Clean Fun
Don’t forget, the Horseshoe Band is open on Friday nights from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Guitar Thompson and Buford Brown will see that you have some good clean fun, so come to Harris Street this Friday night.
Pastor Appreciation Month
October is Pastor Appreciation Month. We have so many good Pastors here in Union County. Let a pastor know how much you appreciate them.
Special Person Of The Week
Our Special Person of The Week is Rev. Glenn Ribelin, he is the Pastor at Bethlehem and Foster’s Chapel United Methodist Church here on the Ridge. At present, Foster’s Chapel and Bethlehem Churches are the only two churches in the Kelton Charge.
Open Hearts, Open Minds, Open Doors say the People of The United Methodist Church. Grace and Peace to you in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! The mission of our charge is to spread the love of God in our community and world; embracing God by embracing the world in love!
Pastor Glenn joined our charge in July with his wife, Mary, and son, Joshua.
Pastor Glenn, you are so special to us. You have showed us how to serve God by reaching out into our community with love.
Reminder
Fall is in the air. It is not long until winter. Be sure to have a warm place for your pets.
Wisdom
We all have big changes in our life that are more or less a second chance.
— Harrison Ford
Till next time
— Hoyt
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