Sis got a part-time job flying airplanes for American Airways. The first day on the job she climbed into the cockpit of the Boeing 747. She picked up the microphone speaker and said. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m your new pilot for the day and we will be flying from here in Atlanta to New York City. We will have dinner and drinks in flight. We will also have a movie. Please fasten your seat belts and no smoking. We will be flying at 10,000 feet. That is, if I can get this thing started.”
Get Well Soon
Gloria Farr has got the shingles. No, No, Hannah, not the kind you roof a house with. This is a terrible itching sensation that will drive you up the wall, been there, done that. Get well Gloria.
A quote from Mr. J. D. Bright: “It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”
Nikki Harris, R.E. Gallman Jr., Beth Bolick, Jim Heatherly, Phillip Quinn, Will Cooper, Mary Ribelin, Carl Pollard, and J.D. Bright. Happy, happy to you all.
Anniversaries To Announce
• July 22 — Jerry and Gail Johnson
• July 27 — Ted and Wanda Garner
Hope y’all went somewhere.
Did you know that Tuesday, Aug. 2, 1909 the Army Air Corps was established? Now, you know.
Flower Of The Month
The flower for the month of August is the Gladiolus. Color is yellow, meaning give me a break.
No Garbage Please
Do Rize to Sis, “Maw, the garbage man is here.”
Sis to Do Rize, “Tell him we don’t want any today.”
Other Prayer Concerns
Brittany Lawson, Keith Waters, Dennis Robinson, Michael Russell, Barbara Suddretch, Tami Gilbert, Brenda Shetley, Doris Moss, Tim Gregory, Mickey Crayne, Jessica Ribelin, Dot Gault, Loree Robinson, and Kevin Brewington.
Ice Cream Supper
Aug. 12 is ice cream supper night at Fosters Chapel UMC. It will be at 6 p.m. Need churns of ice cream and homemade cake. Rev. Glenn Ribelin is Pastor.
Cooter and Marie Knox back from Florida. Good vacation, except Cooter had some back problems. Tylenol fixed that.
Marie Knox dreamed that she had swallowed a large marshmallow. When she awakened her pillow was missing!!!
Sis Is Impressed By Hoyt
Sis and I went to the beach to celebrate her coming home from the hospital. We were walking along the beach one night holding hands when I looked out over the water and said; “Roll on, thou dark and deep Blue Ocean, roll!” Sis looked out over the ocean and said; “Hoyt, you wonderful man, look, it’s doing it!”
Have you tried the breakfast special over at Nanny’s Kitchen in East Buffalo? They also have Sunday dinner. Tell them I sent you.
Now That’s An Old One
Our youngest son, Do Rise swallowed a one dollar bill. After watching for a day or two, the doctor says he doesn’t see any change.
Local Area Prayer Concerns
Anna Harris, Sis Haney, Marguerite Greer, Jack Roark, Barbara Suddreth, Hoot Gibson, Frank Bright, Bud Sanders, Timmy Bishop, Florence Little, Dennis Robinson, Michael Brewington, Carl Pollard, Buddy Eaves, and Dean Gallman.
Mr. Ralph Harris over in Cherokee County spotted this sign in a coffee shop. “We brew it, you do it!”
Remember In Prayer
I want you to keep in prayer, two of my good friends. Billy and Miriam Gregory are having some medical problems at this time. Going for test and we will keep them in our prayers.
Belated Birthday Wishes
Happy belated birthday to Mr. Dalton Johnson. He is the son of L.C. Johnson. Mr. Dalton was 16 years of age on the 21st of July. We wish him a very happy day and many more.
Recipe For Relaxation
Do you want to relax and just sit back a few minutes? Just do this, get yourself a R.C. Cola and a moon pie. Don’t alter this recipe. It must be R.C. Cola and a moon Pie. It will make you feel good all over.
Special Person Of The Week
Our Special Person of The Week is Mr. Jeff Barber. Jeff is the administrator at Ellen Sagar Nursing Home on Highway 18, north of Union. Mr. Barber is alert to all the happenings at the home, and he makes sure everything is in order. Mr. Jeff Barber, you are special to us.
Duncan Lodge #256 in Buffalo meets the first Monday at 7:30 p.m. Next meeting is Aug. 6.
Another Lodge Meeting
Lockhart Lodge #244 will meet Tuesday, Aug. 7 at 7:30 p.m.
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
— Luciano Pavarotti
Till next time