Sis got a part-time job at Buffalo Seafood House to support her Wal Mart habit. Her first night on the job she approached a nice man’s table and asked to take his order. The gentleman asked Sis “Ma’am, do you have frog legs?” Sis answered. “No sir, I have always walked this way.”
Fosters Chapel UMC Church Notes
Oct. 16 — Pink Sunday
Oct. 23 — Family Night Fall Festival at 6 p.m.
Fact
Did you know that on Tuesday, Oct. 11, 1890, the Daughters of American Revolution was organized? Now, you know.
Sympathy
Our heartfelt sympathy goes out to the family of Robert Little, Viola Ford and Clifford Procter. Please keep these families in prayer.
Mt. Joy, Bethlehem and Fosters Chapel Prayer Concerns
Rev. Alan West, Gloria Farr, Betty Scales, Daisy Little, Barbara Inman, Hot Shot Farr, Addie Haney, Mickey Crayne, Betty Collins, Louise Kirby, Mike Gregory, S.J. Harris, David Knox, Tee and Stacy Farr, and Kevin Brewington.
Fussy Eater
Guitar Thompson went to the Palmetto Restaurant on the Duncan By-Pass and ordered two eggs. He wanted one fried and one scrambled. He refused to accept them when the waitress brought them to his table. He said she scrambled the wrong one. Hey, I don’t make this stuff up.
Welcome
We welcome to Fosters Chapel Church and the Pea Ridge Community, Ayden Hunter Adams, newborn son of Drew and Hope Adams. This young man weighed in at six lbs. and 14 oz. Mother and baby are doing fine.
More Babies
Two more babies born of Pea Ridge. Will get names and weights later and pass them on.
Good Eating
Have you tried the lunch special at the J&T Café at Santuc? Good food at a good price. Tell ‘em I sent you.
Excellent Question
Mr. Ralph Harris, over in Gaffney, asks this? Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Memorable Quote
This quote passed on to us by Mr. J.D. Bright; the most terrifying words in the English language are, “I am from the government and I am here to help you.” — Ronald Reagan
Meeting
Union Lodge #75 will meet on Tuesday, Oct. 18 at 7 p.m.
Invitation
Guitar Thompson says this; “If the day seems to dark, fill it with the light of your love and laughter, and come on down to Harris St. on Friday nights for some good music.”
Birthday Celebrations
Donald Ray Moss, Drake Sealey, Shannon Lanier, Leah Lanier, Marshall Adams, Gabrielle Manus, Sandy Mason. We hope all you guys had a very good day. Remember this quote by Helen Hayes: Life gets more enjoyable the older you get. The hardest years in life are between 10 and 70.
Wisdom
‘There are two ways to enslave a country, one is by the sword, the other is by debt.’
— John Adams
Till next time
— Hoyt
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